I recently launched the very first (and only, so far) dedicated crypto hotline. Its centerpiece is my daily market report which is always current, relevant, and informative, but there is much more to this public service if you listen closely.
darv
As a seasoned shitcoin trader and holder of the Internet's Heaviest Worldcoin Bag, I trade for pain. 10,000+ documented hours buying tops, ragedumping bottoms, and chasing ICO scams. I like turrtles.
Darvin's Bitcoin Analysis: Stop Channeling, You Cowards
technically speaking, bitcoin...
There Is No Bear Market
Only the weak and frail are vulnerable to such gimmickry.
Diana Biggs Discovers Effective Strategy to Explain Bitcoin to Normies
She performed an actual miracle while being taped in front of a live audience, and we needed it