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darv
As a seasoned shitcoin trader and holder of the World's Heaviest Worldcoin Bag, I strive to attain the perfect losing trade in any market. Buy the top, ragedump the absolute bottom. I like turrtles.
Darvin's Bitcoin Analysis: Stop Channeling, You Cowards
technically speaking, bitcoin...
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She performed an actual miracle while being taped in front of a live audience, and we needed it